REVIEW – DVD: “Pissed On” (Lucas Entertainment) – REVIEW

A DVD Review by Brent Blue ( http://ManNet.com )

*** Highly Recommended ***

“Pissed On” (Lucas Entertainment)

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Director: Michael Lucas ( http://MichaelLucas.com )
Director: mr. Pam ( http://twitter.com/MrPam )

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Rafael Alencar ( http://rafaelworld.com )
Jonathan Agassi ( http://twitter.com/jonathanagassi )
Joseph Mercier ( http://www.josephmercier.com )
Glenn Coste ( http://glenncoste.blogspot.com )
Manuel Rokko ( http://twitter.com/Manuelrokkoxxx )
Michael Lucas ( http://MichaelLucas.com )
Sergio Serrano ( http://lucasentertainment.com/models/view/sergio_serrano )
Kennedy Carter ( http://twitter.com/kennedy_carter )
Salvatore Dolce ( http://lucasentertainment.com/models/view/salvatore_dolce )
Rio Silver ( http://smutjunkies.com/profiles/s/i_stars/Silver_Rio_121397 )
Harry Louis ( http://officialharrylouis.com )
Lucio Saints http://luciosaints.blogspot.com/
Max Duran ( http://smutjunkies.com/profiles/d/t_stars/Duran_Max )
Nubius ( http://facebook.com/AdultModelNubius )
Rafael Carreras ( http://bigmuscle.com/5883 )
When this friendly reviewer would get upset as a child, my mother would sit me down and say, “Brent, it’s better to be pissed off than pissed on!” Mom, you were wrong! As Lucas Entertainment presents it, getting pissed on is just about the hottest raunch subgenre in gay porn. Using their best models, this pee-a-thon should turn anyone into a watersports enthusiast.   
 
The start of the movie makes it instantly watchable. The camera pans down Rafael Alencar’s flawless body, down to his giant dick, which is just about to let loose a stream of piss to be shared by hairy bearded Jonathan Agassi and Joseph Mercier. What makes it fun is that Jonathan really wants to play with the piss, spitting it at Jonathan or all over Rafael’s body, and Joseph follows suit. Jonathan has to pee also. It doesn’t get hotter than the guys both drinking from Rafael and spitting back and forth. Late in the game, Joseph has a bit of pee, which he sprinkles on Jonathan’s hairy chest as Rafael eggs him on.
 
Gents of a totally different persuasion light up the second scene. Manuel Rokko and Glenn Coste are from a rougher school of porn stars. Manuel has a nice long cock, but he shoots piss with such fury, his cum-shots must explode through walls! He lets loose a geyser of piss all over Glenn’s body, and Glenn spices things up by blowing him whenever the pee well runs dry. They then switch places so Glenn can wet bald Manuel with his urine.  These two definitely enjoy blowjobs too, and both even licks piss off the floor. Now that’s dedication, both to piss and hygiene.  The sight of the guys rolling around on a hardwood floor coated in urine, shining their bodies with it, is sensational. Manuel has a surprise cum-shot for Glenn too. Glenn cums and then Manuel starts peeing on Glenn all over again.
 
Mr. Lucas himself puts in an appearance in the third scene, which has piss whore Jonathan Agassi back for more, along with swarthy hairy Sergio Serrano. Sergio sits in a chair as Jonathan pees all over him. The two like to fill their mouths with it and spit it back and forth — hot, hot, hot! Michael lets go of a week’s worth of liquids with a high-arching spay of urine all over Sergio, with Jonathan ducking down to drink of it as well. There is a good amount of dick-sucking too, with the ever-reliable Jonathan doing great on Sergio, even if Sergio isn’t exactly world-class on Michael. Just as Sergio is cumming, Jonathan uses his underwear to soak up the piss on the floor and squeeze it out all over himself and Sergio.
 
Macking up a storm and ready to explode are Kennedy Carter and Salvatore Dolce. The kissing is loud and slurpy and so sexy.  Buzz-cut Kennedy rips his way into Salvatore’s pants, not bothering to undress him in order to blow him. Inked Salvatore keeps his hand on the back of Kennedy’s neck to keep him going, but Kennedy is so into it, he needs no help. He licks Salvatore’s pits, he gets spit on, anything to please his pal. Naked, Salvatore is a gorgeous hunk. He sucks the leaner Kennedy and then rims the pert white ass. Salvatore then fucks Kennedy, though it’s fairly tame. It doesn’t take up too much time, as Kennedy cums being nailed and then Salvatore cums in Kennedy’s mouth. Only THEN do we get to the golden shower, with Salvatore giving Kennedy a stream to the face and mouth, which Kennedy delights in soaking in while he jacks off. Out of nowhere, Michael Lucas arrives and provides another one of his awesome piss arcs that sets the scene ablaze since Kennedy likes it so much.
 
In the movie “Passion” (2010, Lucas), the sexiest of the scenes is a three-way with Rio Silver, Jonathan Agassi and Harry Louis. This piss scene must have been the after-footage, and the heat is not dimmed. Jonathan stands majestically in the shower and gives bearded Rio a hearty amount of urine to play with and soon both are awash in it, kissing and licking like it’s honey. Harry arrives with his yummy uncut dick and squirts urine all over the other guys. Once again, Jonathan knows how to make a pee scene sparkle, with kissing, licking, sharing and the works.
 
The next vignette has Max Duran spraying a giant jet stream of piss on handsome inked Lucio Saints, who pees from his own fat uncut dick at the same time. Lucio takes mouthfuls from both and then spits them all over Max. Lucio, using a lot of spit, sucks Max attentively. However, it’s more fun to watch Max gag himself on Lucio’s superb fully hard cock (which gives the big guys like Rafael Alencar and Michael Lucas some competition). The best part of the blowjob is when Lucio does push-ups down into Max’s face. The guys then roll along on the pee-stained floor and Lucio playfully spits piss all over Max again. He’s like a little kid in a pool, and Max loves it. They start all over again when Lucio has a new stream for Max, which he washes all over his tight body. Max can pee again too, right into Lucio’s face and then into his amazing ass. Wait, Lucio has one final blast for Max that explains water shortages in some states. Lucio then fucks Max beautifully until Max cums. Lucio shoots as well and Max manages a little extra pee for the finale.
 
The man in charge is back, this time with strapping hulk Nubius. Michael and Nubius kiss and then Michael stands in front of Nubius to get sucked. Nubius handles him quite well and Michael then goes down on his hearty black cock. They 69 quietly and then Michael rims Nubius, always one of his favorite tasks. That leads to Michael topping the bigger guy, who looks somewhat uncomfortable with Michael twisting him into all sorts of positions to manage the most unique fucking styles possible. Michael tops with us usual insistence, but Nubius is rather a lackluster bottom. Michael cums in Nubius’ mouth and then returns to fucking Nubius a bit more until he’s ready to pee on Nubius.  Even covered I piss, Nubius has a hard time cumming, but it doesn’t stop Michael from wetting him from face to ass.
 
For the finale, titans Jonathan Agassi and the man I would most love to piss on me, Rafael Carreras, join forces. Smoldering Rafael stands in front of Jonathan and sends a giant stream into his mouth, onto his chest and even onto his cock. Jonathan gulps it in his mouth and then spits it out all over himself. He can even take a mouthful of his own urine, shot straight up his body from his cock. Jonathan sucks on Rafael, deep-throating the piss-stained dick and they kiss the taste between them. Jonathan begs for more pee and Rafael gives it to him (and the wall behind them). Jonathan urinates in a wine glass and then drinks the whole glass in the best moment of the entire movie. He swallows the whole glass and then goes back for seconds, though this glass is poured on his body. I can’t think of a more devoted piss whore than Jonathan Agassi, and this movie proves he’s the King of Watersports. His majesty then literally wallows in the urine on the floor like a pig in mud.

DVD features: Chapters; widescreen; trailers (“Kings of New York,” “Auditions 33, 34,” “Missing,” “Men in Stockings,”  “Spanish Seductions,” “Blowjobs!,” “Lust,” “Fuck Me Hard” and “Rush”); and no regional coding (playable worldwide).

A DVD Review by Brent Blue  ( http://ManNet.com )

*** Highly Recommended ***

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REVIEW – DVD: “Pissed On” (Lucas Entertainment) – REVIEW