REVIEW – DVD: “Dark Cruising” (Citebeur) – REVIEW
 
A DVD Review by Brent Blue ( http://www.ManNet.com )
 
*** Highly, Highly Recommended ***
 
“Dark Cruising” (Citebeur – French Connection)
 
 
C-A-S-T
 
Alex
Bitume
David Castan ( http://www.DavidCastan.com )
Fabio
Fred
Greg David ( http://www.myspace.com/gregxdavid )
Isaac
Jess
Julien
Kriss
Max
Mikael
Milan Gamiani ( http://milangamiani.blogspot.com )
Nicolas Torri ( http://www.NicolasTorri.com )
Souann
Tarek
 
 
The best thing about “Dark Cruising” (2005) is how real it is. Though
there are cocks that are perfect for porn, the men themselves are not.
These are not pretty boys, not clipped muscle men or even glamorous
twinks. These guys look like they live in dark rooms, never seeing the
sun, but only the moon of a fellow wanderer’s ass, so this doesn’t
look like polished porn, it feels like the seediest moments of
last-call at a dingy dark room. The guys are animalistic, attacking
anything that comes along. That’s all there is here and it’s
fantastic!
 
We start off with a vignette entitled “Leather Slave,” an indication
that we have left the world of pretty porn for sure! The camera looks
down through a hole to a hulking man in leather chaps who guzzles cock
at a glory hole. On the other side is a sexy hairy European type, but
the opening of the scene really isn’t about him. It’s about his extra
large dick and the greedy glory hole guy who can’t get enough of it.
This tattooed sucker is awfully good and truly gives the feeling of a
horned-up guy who can’t get enough cock, camera or not. However, even
the best mouths need a break, so he goes to the hairy guy and rams his
own dick down the guy’s throat. The hairy guy is sensational, chowing
down like a hungry dog. Our hairy friend bends over so the tattooed
guy can rim him, but the ass owner is clearly in charge, jiggling his
butt around the rimmer’s face. Our silent tattooed leading man is the
top. This scene has no music, so only the wondrous sound of his body
slamming against the bottom with every punishing thrust can be heard.
The camera watches from right below at times, so close to them you can
almost feel it yourself. The fuck doesn’t last long, for soon the
hairy bottom is eating his former top’s ass and fucking him. That long
elegant dick looks delicious disappearing into the new bottom’s
well-worn hole. They leave their cum on a grimy floor that could only
be found in a sex club (okay, maybe a bakery).
 
Since the title of the second chapter is “Surrounded by Big Cocks,”
size lovers are in for a treat already. In our dungeon room from the
first scene sits a hungry guy in a baseball cap, stroking his dick,
and even able to suck the tip of it. That gets him some fans at the
glory holes, so he tears off and treats both of them. One guy has a
giant caramel-colored uncut dick that is almost too big to imagine,
but the guy sucking is tireless and devoted to any-size-dick that
comes through a hole (and not forgetting his own either). The amount
he’s able to swallow is awesome. The sucker then shoves his piece
through a hole and gets it sucked by a scruffy guy in a ski cap who
soon takes over the middle spot between the holes of the baseball guy
and the massive dick on his other side. He’s an excellent
deep-throater briefly, for then our first sucking show-off returns to
active duty. That mouth certainly can take a punishing. The ski cap
guy cums on the sucker’s face and then he has a geyser blast of his
own, his face still coated in cum. The scene’s two suckers share some
cum as they send the scene off.
 
The raunchiness keeps coming in “Golden Showers.” We’re back again in
the glory hole cell, where a sharp-featured reedy guy in a cap,
looking like a wanna-be thug, is ready to start sucking. He’s so
horned up, he’ll even suck a sneaker poked through one of the holes.
And not a brand new one, from what I can tell. He wants to be used by
it, letting the guy lighty run it over his face. Hey, it works for the
guy, because he sports a fat hardon, made even harder when he gets to
start hoovering down his anonymous mate’s veiny piece. They switch
places so our desperate blower can enjoy some warm oral action too.
For extra fun, the camera often stays underneath the action, literally
on the floor below them, giving the scene an even more off-kilter feel
than the guys in it (and they are pretty freaky). The wanna-be thug
actually sticks his entire head through the glory hole, basically
trapped in place, waiting for any liquid that his partner wants to
feed him. That would be urine, though I must confess my review copy
deleted the actual act of pissing as a violation of some law. From
there we return to sneaker-licking to get the pisser to shoot (a blast
worth waiting for). Our worker bee sucker needs a shoe in his mouth to
get himself cumming.
 
Guess where “Deep Fuck” takes place? Correct, our glory hole bunker.
Inside is a true hunk, a very attractive man who is soon locking lips
with another very attractive man, this one with a completely shaved
head, who has his whole head and neck through the glory hole waiting
for cock to come his way. He is force-fed the dick he wants, and it’s
an astounding pecker that he treats beautifully. It keeps getting
bigger and bigger with every camera angle, but the sucker is so hell
bent on taking it all, he doesn’t care. Now, the dick, which is well
over a foot long, really belongs in an ass. You just get that feeling
immediately. So do these guys, so its owner rims the other guy’s ass
through the glory hole, fingering him as final prep. The big-dicked
wonder slams his cock through the hole into the bottom’s own hole and
it is indeed the fuck promised by the title. Every last bit fits into
the ass. Cocks this big shouldn’t fit so easily into any ass, but our
bottom is a pro. He can even ride it, going up and down the full
length of the shaft. They fuck in every position allowed by the tiny
space, both creative and lusty. The bottom returns to blowing his mate
so they can both cum. Honestly, wait until the very end of the scene,
for the camera gets the cock at such an angle that one really sees how
outrageously big it is.
 
“Leather Gang Bang” begins with an unassuming big-eared guy in the
center of a dark room smoking. A bunch of other leather types join
him, some in pants, some in vests, sunglasses, harnesses, whatever.
The guy in the sunglasses sucks one cock, or rather devours it, while
next to him and equally impressive oralist takes on the smoker’s
piece. The blowing is intense. The one in the sunglasses constantly
looks to his right, as if to see if the other guy is better than he
is. They are both great, no worries there. The fucking arrives rather
quickly. The guy in the sunglasses bottoms for his monster-dicked
mate. The other two are still playing outside the glory hole, where
the smoker is slapping his partner around. This hottie, who has a body
to die for, doesn’t mind being stepped on or hit by a boot. The smoker
then has his sucker and the other one worship his body while the other
top re-enters the one in the sunglasses. The action moves very
quickly, just the way an orgy should. The smoker makes for a
particularly nasty top, but the bottoms are fearless. They also never
lose the air of danger and immediacy, with the bottoms howling, arm
pinned behind them, and the tops slamming as if they’ll never get good
ass again. There is a section of double-penetration that has to be
seen to be believed. It’s nothing short of perfection. The guy with
the sunglasses (long discarded by now) has an unstoppable ass. The guy
with the ripped body has a hole just as worthy of abuse. Unfortunately
again, the golden shower section of the scene was taken out, but then
the bottoms are back sucking the tops through the glory holes. These
guys never tire! At least not until everyone cums. Only then will they
consider resting.
 
The sixth scene finds a rather different looking fellow from the rest
sitting casually in a cage (the title of the scene), smoking
something. He has swooping wavy hair, just adorable. The punishing top
from the orgy scene, David Castan, the one with the nipple piercing
and the staggering thrust ability, ambles by and of course wants a
piece of this kid in the white tank top and tight white undies. The
youth starts by sucking the big guy’s boot, but soon moves to his
dick. The dick’s owner controls the action, making sure to face-fuck
the heck out of wanting new best friend. Blowing through the hole is
fun, but so is blowing through the smaller openings of the cage, where
the big guy’s dick is all but trapped in the sucker’s mouth (with no
complaints on either side). The sucking goes on for ages. The kid’s
mouth really gets a sterling workout, punctuated by some unexpected
but lovely kissing between them. The kid has a bubble-butt that is
ripe for plucking, so of course the big guy wants in. He rims him a
bit first, but then it’s time for the gut-busting topping that he used
so effectively in the grand four-way earlier. The big guy has
boundless energy and he uses it all on his helpless bottom, who stays
in whatever position he’s put in and takes the brutal fuck until
cumming. The top then stands over him and let’s loose on the bottom’s
chest.
 
The next scene has no title, but it does have the return of the
angular wanna-be thug, sitting in the glory hole booth grabbing at the
camera in lieu of a handy man. One finally shows up, so they start
sucking face through the hole. That lasts only a few moments, because
glory holes are for lewd behavior, not sweetness! So, the wanna-be
thug is given penis to handle, and his ace mouth is all over it. His
friend from the other side of the hole is a thin guy with a shaved
head who also isn’t afraid to clamp his mouth down on a dick, and
while the two are fighting for sucking time, a third man appears at
the opposite end of the booth. The wanna-be thug is casual, but this
second dick is so stupendously massive, it can’t be ignored. Rather
than pout with jealousy, the shaved-headed guy goes into the booth and
blows the wanna-be sucker, then also given a chance to take on the
huge dick. As it happens, the shaved-headed guy is actually the
powerhouse blower, one of the best in a movie filled with strong
competition. He sits between the other two and goes back and forth,
though spending more time on the whopper uncut cock because it’s so
much fun. Fun enough that he can actually share it with the wanna-be
thug and there is still room for a third if someone else wandered into
this dungeon. The two suckers truly put on a dazzling show, contorting
themselves into the oddest positions to find empty cock space. The
hottie with the big dick sends a shower of cum through the glory hole
all over the wanna-be thug, who takes a second mongo blast from his
shaved-headed partner.
 
The eighth scene is devoted to “Black King Size In Glory Holes.” And
how! A strapping black man appears at our lovingly mangy glory hole
room, filled with greasy fingerprints and cum stains, to poke his dick
through a glory hole at the same time another appears on the opposite
end. Into the middle swaggers the handsome wiry hero of the scene who
quickly sits down and starts wolfing down the two dark meats. He’s
afraid to even let them go, so while he sucks one, he holds onto the
other, which means stretching his arm all the way. When he does
finally settle on one dick (don’t worry, the other isn’t long
forgotten), he gulps with fine-tuned passion. He wraps his lips around
either piece, uses a whole lot of spit and a whole lot of hand and
seems to have both at the point of exploding almost immediately,
though wisely they keep going. The scene may ostensibly be about black
cock, but it’s really about the white guy handling them. He’s a star!
The black guys finally meet on the same side of one wall, allowing the
sucker to go back and forth more easily. He thanks them by blowing
with even more passion, even taking them together when they can manage
to fit both dicks through the same hole. One of the guys soon shows up
inside the cage and just as quickly starts fucking our hero (who is
still sucking the other dick). This is no easygoing fuck. The bottom
throws his leg up against the wall and takes a bountiful bevy of
downright angry thrusts from the guy. He is then turned around so the
other black guy can fuck him, this cock stretching his ass incredibly
wide. Our bottom can get fucked, suck cock and beat off all at the
same time! His reward is two loads of cum on his gorgeous face.
 
Last up is “Dark Glory,” as if we haven’t been treated to enough of it
in the previous eight scenes. We’re overflowing with it, and it never
gets boring. The man inside the work area is actually shown only from
the back at the onset. He has a military cut, rippling muscles and a
shoulder tattoo. We only get to see his face, most hidden by shadow,
when the camera goes in close to watch him suck massive dark dick. The
unconquerable piece he’s working on requires both his mouth and his
hand, but he’s game, and actually manages to nearly deep-throat it.
The moody lighting is almost artistic in this scene, but not so much
that it eclipses the grand blowing that is its pulse. The sucker is a
thick man in a jock strap who definitely wants this huge pecker up his
ass. So, he makes it happen by pushing himself against the glory hole
and making room for the whole entire piece. The dark lighting here is
actually not so helpful at this point, because we can’t actually see
much of the fucking, only when it’s shot from underneath. The top then
joins the bottom in the booth where they can fuck more easily and
where it can be watched more easily. Then it’s back to sucking, with
the two of them sharing the big dick, since its owner can fellate
himself. A second round of fucking follows, this one in a terrific
position that has the top working awfully hard. It’s kind of difficult
to see their cum-shots, but despite the awkward lighting, this scene
still cooks like its eight thrilling siblings.
 
DVD Features (2-disc set): Chapters; gallery; trailers (“Black
Training,” “Boris and His Mates,” “Tarek and His Mates,” “Gay Arab
Club” and “Wassup Bro 2″); no regional coding (playable worldwide).
 
A DVD Review by Brent Blue ( http://www.ManNet.com )
 
*** Highly, Highly Recommended ***
 
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REVIEW – DVD: “Dark Cruising” (Citebeur) – REVIEW